BEAT THE MASK MANDATE WITH A MASK TATTOO

Worried about being asked to leave a shop or restaurant because you left your mask at home, or because you simply don't like wearing them? 

No problem, because now you can get around those pesky mask mandates by simply having a mask tattooed right onto your face. 

As long as you don't open your mouth, who's to know the difference. 

Another alternative is to get tattooed so that you look like some zombie or corpse.

To police or staff at the place of business this will mean you have a pre-existing health condition that exempts you from wearing a mask in public, so you will not be challenged. 

It's definitely worth considering, because no one knows how long this Covid thing and mask madness is going to last.