BRITAIN, BEHAVING LIKE A CHAD SINCE BREXIT DAY, TELLS UNCLE SAM TO FUCK OFF

Telling America to go fuck itself makes hot blonde 

women like this wetter than a fishmongers's slab

On its first day of financial trading since Brexit finally happened, the UK seems to have got back much of its missing mojo.

The stock market has shot up, rising by an enormous 3%!!! Elsewhere gunboats have been sent into the English channel to scare the shit out of French fishermen again. 

But even better than that, John Bull has grown a pair of steel-hard shiny balls and finally told Uncle Sam (and his Deep State flunkeys) to go fuck himself by effectively saying:

"No, you Vietnam-War-surrender-monkeys, you cannot have Julian Assange. He's staying here in Britain with us! Go f**k yourselves!"

Way to go you crazy Britbong motherfuckers!

John Bull: Big shiny testicular orbs

As reported by archived mainstream media: 

Julian Assange cannot be extradited to the US to face charges of espionage and of hacking government computers, a British judge has decided. Lawyers for US authorities are to appeal against the ruling, which was delivered at the central criminal court by the district judge, Vanessa Baraitser. 

The judge even trolled the crap US prison service, drawing attention to the extremely poor security, which allows all sorts of people to mysteriously "kill themselves" -- especially when the Deep State or its Mossad chums wants them out of the way:

Delivering her ruling the judge said said the WikiLeaks founder was likely to be held in conditions of isolation in a so-called supermax prison in the US and procedures described by US authorities would not prevent him from potentially finding a way to take his own life. “I find that the mental condition of Mr Assange is such that it would be oppressive to extradite him to the United States of America,” she said.

Also, thanks to the latest hysteria about Coronavirus, Assange is  extremely likely to be released from prison very soon, despite being held on some other  charges:

Assange has been taken back to Belmarsh prison ahead of an application on Wednesday for his release on bail, which will refer to conditions at the high-security prison in south London against the backdrop of the worsening Covid-19 pandemic.

Looks like Uncle Sam is going need some help wiping his fat useless arse with all those new buttholes John Bull just tore for him.

Uncle Sam: multiple new buttholes