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BOXERGATE: SPENCER EMBROILED IN SLEAZY SEX SCANDAL

A 2006 picture of Spencer's "victim"

A sex scandal has hit the Alt-Right after it was revealed that Alt-Right leader Richard Spencer once appeared before a woman in his boxer shorts while on a German summer language course. 

Like the sex scandal currently surrounding Senate candidate Judge Roy Moore, the allegations go back many years, in this case to 2006, when Spencer was a young PhD student on a study trip to Germany. 

Writing in the New Zealand blog The Spinoff, Julie Hill, who was Spencer's fellow German language student at the time and the victim of his boxer-shorts-clad attentions, recalls the incident that occurred after Spencer managed to isolate her in a dark lonely house.
"Spencer and I were both scholarship students and had been billeted out to family homes." Hill writes. "I was staying in Kreuzberg with a performance artist who played violin while wearing a suit of grass but...she was incredibly uptight, so I’d arranged to move houses. Spencer, meanwhile, was living in some old guy’s house in Nollendorfplatz. The old guy was never home and there was a spare room, so when Spencer offered it to me for the night, I snapped it up."
The first sign that something was amiss occurred when Spencer tried to "red-pill" her with proto-Alt-Right talking points.
"We sat at a table in the kitchen, where Spencer told me about a game he liked to play called 'Lesbian or just German?' the idea being that German women were so hairy and asexual that one couldn’t tell the difference...Later, he confirmed my suspicions by going on an unprompted rant about why Mexicans shouldn’t be let into the United States. We fought about this for some time, but trying to argue with Spencer was a lot like repeatedly smashing one’s head into a brick wall, so eventually I gave up and went to bed."
But on this dark and evil night even the sanctity of the bedroom was to be no refuge from the horror that Spencer was about to unleash on her. 

"Sex pest" Spencer unable to keep his boxers under wraps.
"In the middle of the night, the door opened. Spencer was standing there wearing only his grey fitted boxer shorts. Evidently, he’d thoroughly misinterpreted my burning desire to improve my grammar. He said 'hi.' I said 'fuck off.' Thankfully, he did. But from then on, Richard Spencer, or 'Richie Rich,' or 'Richard the Republican,' as I called him behind his back, became my nemesis."
In her article Hill does not mention how she managed to escape from the "house of horror," but over ten years after the incident she is still so traumatised by what she saw on that dark night that she still fantasises about violence against Spencer.
"There is a German word that applies well to Spencer: Backpfeifengesicht. It means 'a face that is crying out for a slap," she wrote with reference to Spencer.
On behalf of Alt-Right News and all our readers, let me be the first to apologise for this atrocity, which robbed a young woman of her innocence and peace of mind any time she sees a pair of grey boxers fluttering in the breeze on a clothes line...


...or hears a song by forgotten 1980s novelty act, Jo Boxers.

21 comments:

  1. What you children do not understand is how revolting Spencer is to even us who have been studying these matters longer than he (or any of you). Spencer is an actor, and a revolting, amoral man-child. His role is to ensure good competent men never join this movement. So far, he and his Yale Masonic friend Jared Taylor have succeeded.

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    1. It's a good thing that you know more about "these matters" than anyone but how many millions of people have you inspired? Richard is a tool but at least he is out there preaching and risking his life on a daily basis. Please sleep well tonight confident that you are le preeminent Marcus Marcellus: knower of things 'n shit.

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    2. Steady Bubba...

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    3. Oh boy, "masonic friend" you're one of those weird old losers that believe Alex Jones tier shit. It's good that Richard Spencer repulses people like you away from the movement.

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  2. That's it? I hear Spencer is actually gay so maybe that extra hairy German girl thing turned him on. Spencer is a rich little prick who is assumed Jewish and anCIA operative..hense the set up in Charlottesville where cameras were set up to document attendees just another fake alt right asshole.

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    1. Spencer's got plenty of faults, but reading the "argument" on him being CIA and a Jew made me dislike the guy a little less. The worthless pieces of shit that get fooled by such crap are a stink on anything they associate with.

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  3. He's a babe. God what I'd give to have him appear in my doorway - I'd let him fuck my brains out xxx

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  4. Claim those wombs for the folk, Spencer.

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  5. This is awesome. I love Richie.

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  6. I wish I could be "traumatized" by Richard Spencer. ����

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  7. for this woman to say she is forever traumatized undermines people who have genuinely been accosted and harassed - SHAME ON YOU!

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  8. He showed up at her door wearing boxer shorts... Perfectly natural for a young, healthy, red-blooded American boy

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  9. Richard the Republican... Sick burn!

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    1. Literally the worst insult for Spencer. He must be devastated.

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  10. I met Richard Spencer once. We were debating, he started raising his voice at me so I took him down and put him in a choke hold. I made him say " I'm a bitch ass pussy white boy " and " white people are inferior " multiple times before I let him go. He ran off crying like a bitch and called the police. He tried to put up a fight but you would be surprised how weak this man is. I've trained with 15 year old martial artists who could whoop Richard Spencer in less than 30 seconds. This man claims to want to lead a revolution, but if he had to do that with combat, he would fall just like his idol Mr. Hitler. This dude is so soft. If only you knew how soft he really was all of you "supporters" wouldn't stand behind him. Imagine being in prison and having to "choose a side". Richard Spencer could never hold is own in a race war. The man would be the first to go down. But he wouldn't mind standing behind his "followers" and let them take the fire. Hence, the 3 guys that drove ALL THE WAY from TEXAS just to support him. And when they fired shots in "self defense" he hasn't said one word to have there back. That's how much of a pussy this man is. He claims he wants this country to be made of only WHITE PEOPLE but when his WHITE PEOPLE actually stand up for themselves (things he talks about ALL THE TIME) he doesn't even have there back. If you follow Richard Spencer, you are a waste of life just like him. This man has no cause, no plan, has done ZERO good, and just an internet troll that you SUCKERS fall for..... Richard Spencer is a BITCH.

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    1. This just didn't happen

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    2. Maybe if you tell us about something that actually happened you might actually convince us.

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    3. Lenin never fired a rifle. George Washington didn't know anything about strategy or tactics. But when they appeared in public the masses mobilised.
      I don't give a rat's ass if Spencer never threw a punch in his life; we need him for the symbolism and we need him for the brain work. All he has to do is hold a Tiki torch to make you djooz declare anuddah shoah.

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  11. Richard Spencer is best as the "face" for the Alt-Right, but far better minds are behind the scenes guiding it...

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