SORRY, YOU GOT HERE TOO LATE: THE NEWS HAS NOW ENDED

Sorry, you got here too late. The news has now ended. It was here for a bit, mainly between 2018 and 2022 when everybody used to read this site, but it's gone now. What you naively think of as "news" is now just people having feelz and drama on social media. The real news, disgusted by our post-truth attention-junkie World, has boarded a rocket ship for another planet in a far-distant galaxy, where some real news may actually be happening. Or maybe not.