IMPORTANT NEWS: SALVINI TAKES PICTURE WITH A BASED EURASIAN EAGLE OWL

There! That's it! What's not to like. Salvini is cool and owls are pretty cool too. Then you get a selfie shot with them both together. "Fantastico!" as they say in Italy.

Don't say it's not news. You bet your ass it's news. Plus we only do one story on it. For context look at how many stories CNN and all the rest of the fake news media do on each "Nothing Burger" that comes along, like "impeachment," "Ukraine collusion," "Russia collusion," "Comey," "pissgate dossier," "Stormy Daniels," etc, etc. 

Really, somebody should count all those stories and calculate the number of hours of air time spent on them. But that would be a waste of time. I'd much rather spend my time posting great stories like this about Salvini and an Owl. 

Pretty damn cool, and important too. Let's call this a "Something Burger." Delicious!

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