TRUMP CUCKING HARDER AS DOUBTS EMERGE OVER "GAS ATTACK"

It looks like Donald Trump is not such a tough guy after all. Or it could just be that he jumped the gun when he Tweeted to the Russians to "get ready" for some missiles, before realising what a dumb piece of shit he must have sounded. 

Anyway, since that hysterical and very feminine outburst the "Cuckmander-in-Chief" has been desperately trying to dial it back, to the sound of clucking noises.

Now, in his latest Tweet on the subject, it appears that he is backtracking as fast as an Italian tank in WWII. 

As you can see for yourself, he is muddying the waters, deflecting to other topics (ISIS ffs!), and playing for time, hoping that people will just forget his dumb shit. He is also begging like a dog for a pat on the head: "Where is our 'Thank you America?'" Um, probably wrapped up in a giant "Fuck you America,"stuck on the end of Putin's middle finger.

Last year when he bombed the crap out of an empty Syrian air base, it came 3 days after the supposed chemical weapons attack. Pretty fast. This time it is now already over 5 days since the alleged "Syrian government attack" on "innocent civilians" and their teddy bears and kittens.

Don't cry Ivanka, people will die!

There was a very good reason why Trump struck so quickly last time. It was because the longer you wait, the more this false flag crap starts to flutter in the breeze.

Back then there was also little real independent evidence to back up the US government's charges, so striking before the lies became too exposed was vital.

This time Trump has hesitated too long, so the claims that Assad gassed people in Duma -- just when he was about to take over the area -- are looking increasingly fake, with new doubts emerging all the time. In fact, the longer Trump delays striking Syria, the less likely he is to ever strike. That boat has sailed.

Let's face it Trump cucked pretty hard on this one, which shows that he really should be a lot more careful about shooting his big fat mouth off on Twitter.