ALT-RIGHT EXPLODES IN A GIANT BALL OF FLAME AND SHIT
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| "Heil victory!" |
Anyone looking for the Alt-Right these days is likely to just find a giant, smoking crater surrounded by heaps of steaming turds. This follows the edgytarian online community of anonymous Nazi-LARPers and optics cucks exploding in a giant ball of flame and fecal matter that temporarily reversed global cooling and blocked out the sun for a few minutes.
The spark that caused the giant turd-flinging extravaganza appears to have been a petty falling out between US Senate candidate Paul Nehlen and uber-troll Ricky Vaughn. But the real reason for the big bang was an intense build up of methane gases in a number of interlinked echo chambers in the danker ends of the internet.
The dispute between Nehlen and Vaughn led the would-be senator to dox Vaughn to the leftist on-line publication The Huffington Post, which then spilled the beans on Vaughn's real name -- Douglass Mackey -- and his normie life. To stop you giving the Huffpo any clicks, here is the gist of what was revealed:
Mackey is from Waterbury, Vermont, a small town of around 5,000 people in the middle of the state. His father, Scott, a lobbyist who focuses on tax policy affecting wireless communications and the digital economy, was a former legislative aide to the late U.S. Sen. Jim Jeffords (R-Vt.). When contacted by email, Scott told HuffPost that “this is a very difficult time for our family and I don’t have any comment.”
His mother, Kathleen, whom HuffPost reached by phone, also declined to speak about her son. “I don’t have anything to say at this time,” she said.
Mackey’s education is easier to trace. He went to Harwood Union High School, then nearby Middlebury College, where he competed on the track and field team for one season, running mainly the 800-meter distance. He graduated in 2011 with an economics degree.
After college, he moved to Brooklyn, New York, and took a job as an economist at John Dunham & Associates, an economic consulting firm that uses data to help clients “respond to threats and opportunities in the policy arena.” When reached by phone on Wednesday, the president of the company, John Dunham, confirmed that Mackey had been an employee there from April 2012 to July 2016, when he was terminated for reasons that Dunham could not reveal under New York labor laws. (A month earlier, the @RapinBill Twitter account was registered.)
Mackey appears to have moved that year into a two-bedroom apartment on Lexington Avenue in the Carnegie Hill neighborhood on Manhattan’s Upper East Side. That was certainly his residence by the time he voted, as a Republican, in the 2016 election, according to New York voter registration information.
Seems like a nice guy. Too bad that he got mixed up with a movement that its leaders, like Richard Spencer, Greg Johnson, and Mike Enoch, allowed to become connected to comic book Naziism. Now Mackey's chances of a normal, decent life are practically nil.
The Nehlen-Vaughn spat immediately opened up another shrill and pointless debate in the Alt-Right about the pros and cons of doxxing, which ignited yet more methane-enshrouded egos, unleashing yet more human fireballs to rage through the countless message boards and comments sections on the various blogs and sites that make up the Alt-Right.
The flames also spread to the Alt-Right's increasingly navel gazing audio-visual content, as the movement immediately split into dox-chads, who believe that it is shameful for a real man to hide behind a picture of Charlie Sheen, and dox-cucks, who think that being in the Alt-Right is like being a gay man in the 1950s.
Oh, yeh, Paul Cantwell cried and Richard went skiing again.
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The white nationalist movement, as I have long pointed out, has been headed in the wrong direction ever since the days of Stormfront and its promotion of the Neo-Nazi way of doing things. This is understandable, since both David Duke and Don Black are both former Neo-Nazis and KKK members, two groups which had their day in sun but which are now obsolete. In my non-fiction book (below) I examine the reasons why we are in such disarray, and why we can't seem to win a larger following among America's whites. It's worth reading, even if you don't agree with all of its observations and conclusions.
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Oh, Ward Kendall, on a quest to have things HIS WAY starting what, twenty years ago? There was never anything anyone did in the movement that this guy liked. "Neo-Nazi way of doing things". That's Stormfront? The site with the mod "JohnJoyTree" who praised Jews constantly, who praised Bush's neocons and banned those opposed to their plans post-9/11, deleted long posts with facts, locked threads, banned people for disagreeing with the female posters he was endlessly sucking up to in hope of attention? Yeah, Stormfront was surely "Neo-Nazi". And how typical of you to use the slur "Nazi", invented by a Jewish communist in Germany and picked up by British communists/newspapers, instead of the real word nazism.
Despite the constant threat of being banned by vengeful mods who lose debates, many on Stormfront kept posting truthful facts though, and they were too many to ban them all. This truth-telling was essential, and without it we wouldn't have opposition to the (((media owners))) and their agenda today. The facts would simply have disappeared. Whereas today, thanks to the efforts of thousands of the internet, the facts about race and the JQ are more widely spread than ever, and constantly show up in the comment sections of less "extreme" conservative news sites. The truth is out there. Too late to try to stop it.
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