ANTI-GUN MARCH MAINLY GEN-Xers & BOOMERS

How do you do fellow teenagers?

The mainstream media has tried to brand the recent "March for Our Lives" anti-gun protests as a spontaneous uprising of kids and teenagers in favour of gun control. 

Now this has been revealed as just more fake news, after detailed analysis of the crowd attending the march in Washington found that the average age of marchers was 49!!!!! and that only one in ten were under 18.

Dana R. Fisher a Leftist professor of sociology at the University of Maryland, and her research team used a tried-and-tested statistical method to arrive at her findings, as reported in the Washington Post, a newspaper owned by the liberal-leaning Amazon tycoon, Jeff Bezos, who was apparently too busy counting his money to order this story to be killed:  

Contrary to what’s been reported in many media accounts, the D.C. March for Our Lives crowd was not primarily made up of teenagers. Only about 10 percent of the participants were under 18. The average age of the adults in the crowd was just under 49 years old, which is older than participants at the other marches I’ve surveyed but similar to the age of the average participant at the Million Moms March in 2000, which was also about gun control.

Fisher also found that 70% of the participants were women. Once you subtract the pathetic soy boys and beta male orbiters who obviously just went along to try to get off with these women, that number is probably nearer to 90%.

The advanced age of the marchers is also the reason why figures like David Hogg and that bald headed Hispanic chick have been built up into mini-celebrity status by the media, despite their obvious failings as human beings. 

By over-focusing on them, the media can create the illusion that this is truly a youth movement, when in fact it is mainly just a lot of Gen-Xers, Boomers, and old, signally women, presumably with cats.