ASSAD REGIME TOTALLY ACES PR WAR WITH CAT FEEDERS

Despite inept Western attempts to smear it with false flag gas attacks, the regime of President Bashar al-Assad was already well ahead in the PR wars. 

While its enemies were  beheading people, selling women in slave markets, vandalising churches, marrying children, carrying out genocide, and literally eating human flesh, the Assad regime was merely rigging elections a bit, shooting a few prisoners who probably needed shooting, and sticking to cous-cous. 

But now the Assad regime has knocked the opposition into a cocked hat with its latest piece of PR genius -- namely setting up Hello-Kitty-themed cat feeders for the war-fatigued cat population of Damascus. The cat feeders were tweeted out by pro-Assad Twitter activist Partisan Girl on Thursday (26th April).

What better way to signal to Westerners and the wider world that the Assad regime is the good guy in this seven-year-long conflict, in which America, prompted by the Macchiavelian machinations of Israel, has chosen the wrong side again and again?

"Good guy" Assad

Everybody loves cats so to see cat feeders placed on the streets of the war-torn Syrian capital will give critics of the Assad regime "paws" for thought and drive home the central message that even though President Assad may not be "purr-fect," he is at least the kind of guy you could safely leave your pets with if you went away on holiday and he happened to be your neighbour.

The opposition by contrast are the like the local paedophile released too early from jail or the neighbourhood satanic church burner with a skinned dog hanging up in his basement.

Cats rule the internet, and through cats, Assad will strengthen his iron grip on Syria, in the process upsetting America's badly stacked geopolitical apple cart.

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