LONDON POLICE ARRESTING PENSIONERS TO "EVEN UP" RACIAL STABBING STATS

London has a stabbing problem, the problem being that most of the stabbing in the crime-ridden money-laundering centre is being done by one particular racial group, namely Black people.

This is deeply embarrassing for Mayor Sadiq Khan and those wishing to promote multiculturalism. But now they have hit on a solution, namely arresting old White people for defending themselves against burglars.

The new policy was rolled out yesterday after a 78-year old pensioner was arrested for fighting off two burglars who broke into his house at 1 a.m. in the morning:

A 78-year-old man has been arrested on suspicion of murder after a suspected burglar was fatally stabbed at his home in London.

The pensioner, named locally as Richard Osborn-Brooks, discovered two intruders at his house in Hither Green, south-east London, late on Tuesday night and was forced into his kitchen by one of them, who was armed with a screwdriver, according to Scotland Yard.

While the second man was upstairs, detectives believe that a struggle ensued and the 38-year-old intruder was stabbed in the upper body. He was taken by an ambulance to a central London hospital where he was pronounced dead in the early hours of Wednesday morning.

The homeowner sustained bruising to his arms and has injuries that are said not to be life-threatening. He was arrested on suspicion of grievous bodily harm and subsequently on suspicion of murder, and was being questioned at a London police station on Wednesday.

London has already overtaken transatlantic rival New York in the murder league tables, while also having three times as many rapes. 

Hopefully, a massive increase in violent burglaries and home invasions, combined with the UK's draconian ban on firearms, will lead to desperate home owners defending themselves with kitchen implements and thus enable the Metropolitan Police to arrest more White people for stabbing offences. 

Who knows, if things get bad enough, stabbings by the White pensioner community may even start to catch up and overtake those committed by the Afro-Caribbean community, leading to a massive win for racial equality.