POOP EMOJI CHOSEN AS TIME MAGAZINE'S "PERSON OF THE YEAR"

Really, who gives a shit?

Poop Emoji and his shitting mate Little Poop Emoji have been chosen as Time magazine's Person of the Year in 2020.

"The Poop Emoji ticket represents something historic," Time tweeted. "This is not only the first time that an emoji has won, but also the first time poops have won, although Mark Zuckerburg came pretty close in 2010."

The brown, smiley pair beat three other finalists: frontline healthcare workers and Dr Anthony Fauci, the racial grifting movement, and President Donald Trump, who won the White House race until the corrupt electoral system shat all over him at 4am in the morning.

Time has been choosing the year's most influential person since 1927.

"For changing the American story, for showing that smiley scatology is greater than grumpy constipation, for sharing a vision of pooping in the happy zone, Poop Emoji and Little Poop Emoji are TIME's 2020 Person of the Year," wrote Time's arselicker-in-chief.