28 Dec 2020

NEW PENNSYLVANIA LAW UNLEASHES THE ROBOT APOCALYPSE


In recent years robot technology has become incredibly more sophisticated. So far the socio-economic impact has been largely limited to factory automation, but now we have reached the point where robots will start invading our neighborhoods, streets, and homes. Where will it end is the "big question," and the "big answer" might well be like something out of a dystopian sci-fi movie, even a "Robot Apocalypse," with humans being pushed aside -- or even replaced -- by this latest technological juggernaut.

With this in mind, the recent decision by Pennsylvania to legalize robots weighing up to 550 pounds (250 kilograms) is particularly ominous. 

As reported by tech site Mazech:

Pennsylvania has legalized autonomous delivery robots that roam sidewalks to deliver goods same-day from business-to-business or from point of sale to the buyer.The use of delivery robots which can weigh up 550 pounds, was legalized after the bill was approved 105-97 last month, making Pennsylvania the twelfth U.S state permitted to use autonomous devices for deliveries.

The approval means that the robots, also called Personal Delivery Devices (PDD), are now classified as pedestrians so long as they can yield the right-of-way to real human pedestrians and cyclists.

The new laws are being pushed by giant corporations who have immense lobbying power:

Bills regulating autonomous delivery robots have largely been pushed by delivery companies like Amazon and FedEx, according to WIRED magazine. Those who oppose it are mainly pedestrians, accessibility advocates, as well as labor unions like the Teamsters, according to reports.

Gangway puny humans!

The new law in Pennsylvania gives even greater leeway to robot-loving corporations than in other states:

The new Pennsylvania law allowing PDD's, is arguably one of the least restrictive of any state outside of Florida, which is one of the least pedestrian friendly states in the United States. Pennsylvania Senate Bill 1199 allows PDD to weigh up to 550 pounds. Washington state has a weight limit of 120 pounds for comparison. SB 1199 speed limit, on the sidewalk, is 12 mph. Only Florida speed limit is faster, where municipalities can only institute a 15 mph speed limit.

"They are going to be on sidewalks with 12 mph. That is extremely fast," says Eric Boerer, a member of bike-pedestrian advocacy group in Pittsburgh. Like many others, Boerer does not believe it is proper to legalize PDD’s, considering the average walking speed for pedestrians is only about 3 or 4 mph.

"And in a city like Pittsburgh we have narrow sidewalks", Boerer said. "Some of these things can be the size of a refrigerator. How are we going to get around that?", he asked.


Yes, large powerful robots are going to be increasingly pushing lowly redundant humans into the gutters -- and possibly the sewers -- in the near future.

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