PAUL JOSEPH WATSON BTFOed BY DISGRACED GOVERNMENT MINISTER AND POSSIBLE MOSSAD AGENT

Imagine my shock: Edwina Currie and Paul Joseph Watson, crossing swords on Twitter.

Paul Joseph Watson strides across the "Alt-Lite-o-sphere" like a colossus with his hard-hitting takes on the low-hanging fruit of everyday leftist lunacy. But this giant among on-line commentators has his Achilles heel, and one that can be struck with devastating effect.

This was demonstrated the other day, when the renowned "popular clubman" went up against a disgraced former UK government minister, who was involved in disgusting sex in the 1980s with future UK Prime Minister John Major.

On December 16, PJW, in his relentless crusade for low-hanging fruit, tweeted against mask wearers:

"Basically, if you’re a man who wears a mask, you’re broadcasting the fact that you have been f***ed in the a** by your girlfriend. And that is not something to be proud of."

It was daring but perhaps a tad rash for the 38-year-old Watson to resort to homoerotic imagery to get his point across, especially as there are persistent rumors about his own sexuality. These date back to a January 2016 tweet, in which he expressed his excitement at exploring Prague's "vibrant gay scene."

 

Watson's recent tweet, equating mask wearing with butt sex, led to a scathing response from Edwina Currie, UK Health Minister from 1986 to 1988, who tweeted back:

"Idiot. Try it. You might enjoy it."

Yes, Britain's former Minister of Health and John Major's "pump n' dump" love interest from 1984 to 1988 was advising PJW to get fucked up the ass. 

Not only did this remind Twitter users of PJW's own possible "sub-masculine" tendencies, but it also sparked rumors that John Major liked to be buggered up the arse by Edwina Currie, possibly with a strap-on dildo. (We're not going to photoshop that. We're going to wait till someone else does.)

John Major: there is no conceivable reason why any woman would want to have sex with him except blackmail.

Two years after the dildo arse-fucking sessions possibly hinted at in Currie's tweet, John Major was promoted to Prime Minister.

This has led to yet further speculation, especially on the Alt-Right, that Currie, who is Jewish, may have been a Mossad agent, and was merely engaging in degraded sexual acts with Major in order to acquire blackmail material. There are obvious parallels here with Jeffrey Epstein, who is alleged to have arranged pedophile sex for VIP visitors to his island for the purposes of blackmail. 

Two questions arise from this story. Firstly, is there 8 mm video footage being held in Mossad's vaults in Tel Aviv that shows Edwina Currie doing unspeakable things to John Major with a dildo? And, secondly, what exactly did Paul Joseph Watson get up to in Prague and were Mossad agents there to film it?