STATE DEPT. ISSUES TRAVEL BAN TO PROTECT U.S. CITIZENS FROM GRATEFUL IRAQIS "CELEBRATING" DRONE STRIKE

The US Government narrative on the assassination of Iranian general Qasem Soleimani at Baghdad Airport yesterday is that he was the World's "Number One Bad Guy" and that the citizens of Iraq, where the drone attack took place, are truly grateful. 

In fact, the Iraqis are so happy and grateful to America that -- according to Secretary of State Mike Pompeo -- they are celebrating by dancing in the streets.

Here is his tweet:

Those celebrating Iraqis are probably looking for an American to personally thank for this heroic act of liberation. But watch out Americans, that tsunami of gratitude can also be dangerous.

In fact the State Department is so worried about US citizens being crushed to death by stampeding hordes of grateful Iraqis trying to shake their hands and hug them that they have also issued a travel ban to Iraq, advising all Americans in the country to get the fuck out:

The Iraqi Parliament also shares the State Department's concerns for Americans being crushed by ecstatic mobs, so much so that they will soon be voting to remove all Americans from the country, according to Fox News correspondent Gillian Turner.

What a joy it is to be loved like this. So much winning!

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