WORLD POISED ON BRINK OF WORLD WAR III AFTER ROGUE BLUMPF TWEET GOES BALLISTIC

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US President Donld Blumpf has pushed the World to the brink of war after one of his "boomertard" tweets escaped from his Twitter stream last night and went ballistic. 

The tweet -- in which Blumpf fantasised about blowing up a top Iranian leader to help "his greatest ally" Israel -- apparently escaped from his Twitter account sometime after midnight when Drumpf spilled ketchup on his computer keyboard while Tweeting and fumbled around with a wet tissue

An example of top level Pentagon security

The small, low-IQ, electronic message then made its way through a Deep State backdoor in the White House's computer system to a top-secret Pentagon facility, where it managed to overpower a high-security Captcha Test, featuring traffic lights. The tweet then seized control of the weapons guidance system of a US army drone, which was circling Baghdad International Airport at the time.

The Tweet then directed the drone to fire its cargo of fiery death and destruction into a convoy of cars carrying a top Iranian general who had just landed at Baghdad Airport. 

It is not yet known what the Iranian response will be to this clearly unhinged attack by a rogue tweet. 

One possibility is that the Iranian government will send units of its crack Islamic Republican Guard to the US southern border with orders to build a wall. 

Although Trump campaigned on this very issue in 2016, it is pretty obvious by now that he didn't mean it and actually wants mass illegal immigration. Therefore it is thought that building a wall in such a strategic location would be the most effective way for the Iranians to hit back at Trump and really hurt him.

Another possibility is that we all go to war and nuke each other or tweet less.

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