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Following the appointment of Judge Brett Kavanaugh to the US Supreme Court, Liberals in America are literally shaking and/or screeching themselves to death. 

It is also unlikely that their condition will improve, meaning that before too long practically all Liberals and Leftists will literally shake and screech themselves to death.

But now new hope has come with the discovery of a relatively habitable planet a mere 4 light years away. Scientists think that this new exoplanet could provide a suitable "safe space" for Liberals unable to live on a planet where women are literally not believed all the time, and where they are subjected to "virtual rape" every single minute just by breathing the same atmosphere as Judge Kavanaugh.

The planet in question is called Proxima Centauri B and is in a stable orbit within the habitable zone of a star just 4.2 light-years from Earth. It also has a mass 1.3 times that of Earth and, according to the latest computer simulations, it is believed to contain a vast ocean, boosting its chances of supporting Liberal-based life, as Liberals typically need to live near sea coasts.

As reported by Live Science:

Just a cosmic hop, skip and jump away, an Earth-size planet orbits the closest star to our sun, Proxima Centauri.

Ever since the discovery of the exoplanet — known as Proxima Centauri b — in 2016, people have wondered whether it could be capable of sustaining life.

Now, using computer models similar to those used to study climate change on Earth, researchers have found that, under a wide range of conditions, Proxima Centauri b can sustain enormous areas of liquid water on its surface, potentially raising its prospects for harboring living organisms.

"The major message from our simulations is that there's a decent chance that the planet would be habitable," said Anthony Del Genio, a planetary scientist at the NASA Goddard Institute for Space Studies in New York City. Del Genio is also the lead author of a paper describing the new research, which was published Sept. 5 in the journal Astrobiology.

The planet is believed to orbit its star every 11 days and is "gravitationally locked," which means that the same side of the planet always faces the star, much like how the moon always shows the same side to Earth and Liberals always show the same moronic group-think mind to the outside World.

"Previous simulations published in a 2016 paper in the journal Astronomy & Astrophysics modeled a hypothetical atmosphere on Proxima Centauri b and suggested that the star-facing hemisphere of the exoplanet might be baked under an intense glare, while a space-facing ocean would be frozen over. Therefore, only a circle of warm sea might exist on Proxima Centauri b — a scenario Del Genio's team calls "eyeball Earth."

With 1.3 times the mass of Earth, the planet should have a stronger gravity. This will probably not be a problem for skinny, limp-wristed Liberal soyboys due to their lack of body mass, but could present problems for SJW feminists and their overfed cats, who might require special "conditioning" before being loaded aboard the trans-galactic space fleet that would be constructed to conduct then to their new home.

Despite its drawbacks, the planet offers the only real hope for Liberals to survive the appointment of Judge Brett Kavanaugh, as isolating liberals from the rest of humanity by the vacuum of space is thought to be the only way to stop them hyperventilating by being perpetually triggered. 

1 comment

Anonymous said...

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