"FAILURE" SWIFT: AESTHETICALLY "FASHY" POPSTAR TURNS OUT TO BE A SHITLIB

Taylor Swift, the tall, Nordic-looking popstar, whom the Alt-Right naively assumed to be "fashy" based simply on her appearance, has turned out to be a shit-tier Libtard, with all the usual, public-education-programmed, politically correct boilerplate crap opinions about how "racist" and "oppressive" America is for gays and minorities. 

Writing a lengthy Instagram post -- possibly with the help of a wine box, a cat, and two dead ovaries -- the still childless 28-year-old celebrity broke her silence on political matters to endorse some shitty Democratic candidates in her native state of Tennessee. 

"In the past I’ve been reluctant to publicly voice my political opinions, but due to several events in my life and in the world in the past two years, I feel very differently about that now," Taylor wrote. "I always have and always will cast my vote based on which candidate will protect and fight for the human rights I believe we all deserve in this country. I believe in the fight for LGBTQ rights, and that any form of discrimination based on sexual orientation or gender is WRONG. I believe that the systemic racism we still see in this country towards people of color is terrifying, sickening and prevalent. I cannot vote for someone who will not be willing to fight for dignity for ALL Americans, no matter their skin color, gender or who they love."

Digging deeper, this starts to look like a crappy little cat fight, as Swift's main motivation for her revealing her shitlibbery to the World is dislike for one of her local Tennessee Congresswomen, Marsha Blackburn, the member of the U.S. House of Representatives from Tennessee's 7th district. 

As Swift goes on to say:

"As much as I have in the past and would like to continue voting for women in office, I cannot support Marsha Blackburn. Her voting record in Congress appalls and terrifies me. She voted against equal pay for women. She voted against the Reauthorization of the Violence Against Women Act, which attempts to protect women from domestic violence, stalking, and date rape. She believes businesses have a right to refuse service to gay couples. She also believes they should not have the right to marry. These are not MY Tennessee values. I will be voting for Phil Bredesen for Senate and Jim Cooper for House of Representatives."

It is nice to see that Swift is concerned about equal pay for women, although of course if women were paid less than men for doing exactly the same job then companies would be sacking men left, right, and centre to employ women. 

The fact that they are not probably means that that particular notion is complete bullshit. 

As for her support for the "Violence Against Women Act," that's real nice too. But let me just guess, before this piece of legislation came along, I'm sure it was perfectly legal to beat the shit out of your wife and rape women on dates...or maybe it wasn't.

As for gays marrying, well done Taylor. You are so brave and I'm sure all the gay people who do your hair and costumes and design your dance moves will be really excited to hear that, even while many of them continue to have "relations" with dozens of other gay men, as is typical in the gay world. Why should a little thing like the stats on gay sexual behaviour matter? After all, marriage is really so important, so thank you for that.

With such a priceless grasp of political truth, the only surprise is that Taylor is not standing for election herself. Once her pop career ends -- which should be any day now -- becoming a female politician would be another great excuse for her to avoid her "biological destiny" of actually having kids, which seems to be what Taylor is all about -- sterile and pointless narcissism, with the usual left-leaning bullshit politics that it brings.

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