KAMALA HARRIS SAVES CALIFORNIA BY DROPPING OUT OF PRESIDENTIAL RACE

After getting BTFOed by Tulsi Gabbard in a recent TV debate, Democratic Presidential primary candidate Kamala Harris has finally dropped out of the race.

It seems she got out just in time, as her poll numbers were going down so steeply that they were about to hit the floor with tremendous impact, a bit like this:

As Harris is from the state of California, which is also home to the dreaded San Andreas geological fault line, her poll numbers hitting the floor with such power could well have triggered a serious earthquake, causing large portions of California to slide Atlantis-like under the Pacific Ocean.

Trad News commends the brave Senator for her decision to quit in order to prevent a natural disaster, as Democrat Party rule is already a big enough disaster for the State.

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