BOREDOM FROM TRUMP IMPEACHMENT HEARINGS GENERATING GIANT GREY "SPACE BLOB" ABOVE USA

A giant grey "space blob" has apparently materialised above the United States after 79 days of the Trump impeachment hearings. 

It is believed that the blob was "called into existence" by the total boredom that hundreds of millions of ordinary Americans feel in the face of the impeachment hearings. 

Since being started by Nancy Pelosi on the 24th of September, the hearings have generated hundreds of hours of pointless testimony about literally nothing. Meanwhile the media has completely "spazzed out," delivering one giant nothing-burger report after another in a desperate attempt to gaslight the American public into believing Orange Man did something bad. 

Similar giant grey blobs were reportedly seen in the sky during the so called Mueller Enquiry and other earlier attempts by the lamestream media to pretend that Trump was the re-incarnation of Hitler. Although in those case, the grey blobs were smaller and did not have disinterested emoji faces like the present one.

It is not yet known how long the blob will remain hovering over America sucking up negative energy from the total indifference, lethargy, and listlessness being generated on a cosmic scale by these trivial, monotonous, and tedious proceedings. 

A question mark also remains on whether the blob will be ultimately benign of not. One theory is that it will eventually descend and immerse the entire country in a choking fog of apathy and ennui, leaving only the crusted remains of a once great civilisation. 

Could this be the ultimate fate of America, bored to death by its own media?

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