INCREDIBLE! MORE PEOPLE ARE STILL WATCHING CNN THAN PAINT DRY

Even though CNN has hit a three-year ratings low with its coverage of the boring impeachment hearings, new viewing figures have revealed that cable news midget is still getting an incredible 643,000 prime time viewers in America!!!

As reported by The Daily Crawler:

CNN posted its lowest primetime ratings in three years over the Thanksgiving holidays, while Fox News posted higher ratings than CNN and MSNBC combined.

Fox News averaged nearly 2.2 million viewers in primetime last week, including 303,000 in the coveted age 25-54 demographic, according to Nielsen Media Research. MSNBC averaged over 1.3 million viewers in primetime last week, with 187,000 in the 25-54 demographic, while CNN averaged just 643,000 primetime viewers, with 138,000 coming from the 25-54 demographic. (RELATED: Fox News Dominates CNN, MSNBC In Mueller Report)

It was CNN’s worst primetime week in three years, and its worst week among the 25-54 demographic. The low ratings come as House Democrats have been conducting hearings on the impeachment of President Donald Trump.

WTF! That is incredible. The piss poor coverage that CNN provides, which is just basically the latest "Orange Man Bad" shit they can lay their hands on repeated ad infinitum, is still able to drum up the viewership of a small city. 

643,000 viewers is way too much to watch a bunch of insincere lawyers, hate-filled politicians, and ugly academics lying endlessly about how Trump "betrayed" some document most of them would literally wipe their ass on, while CNN anchor people pretend to be outraged. 

I just can't believe this mind-numbing crap gets more viewers than the number of people who are watching paint dry at any given moment.

Who are these people? I have a few theories. 

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