We all know where Prince Andrew was when Epstein "sex slave" Virginia Roberts claims she was having sex with him. He was having a nice family meal at the Woking branch of Pizza Express.
Now the Prince is being forced to think of another innocuous-sounding family restaurant chain, after fresh claims that he had sex with another Epstein "sex slave," as yet unnamed.
As reported by the Sun:
A second woman allegedly abused by paedophile billionaire Jeffrey Epstein has claimed she had sex with Prince Andrew.
The fresh allegations come after Epstein's "sex slave" Virginia Roberts went on TV to claim she was ordered to have sex with Andrew when she was aged 17...
In the latest claims against the Duke of York, The Mirror reports the second woman - unnamed - has been speaking to lawyers representing Epstein's other alleged victims.
Lawyers are reportedly looking into whether the new allegations will be used as part of a lawsuit against Epstein's estate.
There is nothing in the latest reports to suggest the woman was coerced into having sex with Andrew.
As you can see, it is essential that the Prince decides quickly which cheapo restaurant chain he was visiting at the times the second accuser says she had "slave sex" with him.
The important thing here is not credibility, as Prince Andrew long ago pissed all his away. Also, it would obviously be more believable if he said he was out shooting grouse that day or visiting his Saville Row tailor to spend 10,000 quid on a suit, or something else equally posh. But the key point here is to create a media story adjacent to but separate from the original story of banging underage sluts in what was probably a Mossad operation.
When Brits hear that the Prince was having a pizza at Pizza Express, they can't help having all their class consciousness buttons pushed. The contrast between the "posh" prince and the "prole" pizza joint becomes the main focus. The alibi outweighs the accusation it is tied to, which, if not forgotten, is at least no longer the centre of real interest.
This proves that the Prince was actually coached by a psychological genius before his interview with the BBC, as this adviser knew exactly the quickest way to dull the British public's interest in Randy Andy's disgusting escapades in Epstein's pedo paradise.
The only question is how many times can this trick be used?
The only question is how many times can this trick be used?
