BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT FALLS TO ZERO FOLLOWING BORIS'S ELECTION VICTORY

Johnson surrounded by Britain's hard working Black population.

The main goal of any truly great politician these days is solving the problem of Black unemployment. 

In fact, as Donald Trump will testify, if you don't get Black unemployment down to "record lows," then don't bother even getting out of bed, as all your other achievements will be just so much chaff in the wind. 

If you do manage to achieve this holy grail of politics, then all your failures will be forgiven -- including failing to build walls, lock up corrupt politicians, deport tens of millions of illegals, or pull US troops out of pointless wars in the Middle East. 

Yup, that vital issue of Black unemployment is the only one that should keep you up at night.

The good news from the UK is that only a few days after winning a massive landslide victory in the General Election, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has managed to get Black unemployment virtually down to zero -- at least on the metaphysical plane.

Some might quibble, and say that the jobs which these Blacks are supposedly doing have not even been created yet -- just like the hundreds of hospitals and tens of thousands of new police on the streets that Johnson also promised to voters during the election campaign. 

But that is just being pedantic.

The fact is that Johnson fully intends to cut the Black unemployment rate to zero, so you can take that to the bank already and cash it right now. On the higher level of ideal reality far above the corruptible world of mere petty facts and data, those millions of Black Britons are already doing strenuous but satisfying full-time jobs -- depending, of course, on your  philosophical understanding of the terms "are" and "already."

Only a truly outstanding politician like Johnson could have achieved this major metaphysical breakthrough, which is so sure to come that we can assume it is has always been here and always will, just like the idea of the perfect circle. 

This alone ensures that he will be regarded as the most successful British Prime Minister of all time, just as Donald Trump is justly considered to be the greatest US President ever. Because they both got Black unemployment down to record lows, the only issue in politics that really matters. 

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