HEY, ZUCKERBERG YOU CUNT, YOU JUST SHOAHED OUR FACEBOOK PAGE WITHOUT READING IT

I don't know why I titled this story like this because Mark Zuckerberg doesn't read any of the pages, posts, or accounts that he deletes from Facebook on an increasing industrial scale. 

No, he just gets this guy...

..or this highly paid Third World operative...

...to do it for him. 

Or else he just gets given a list by this guy...

...which he hands to his underlings, from which they then choose some random names, immediately after this guy...

...who is famous for doing incredibly insensitive "racist" shit like this...

...then gets told by this guy...

...to make noises about "hate" and "anti-seeeeemitiiism" on Social Media, which this guy...

...promptly does, even though he clearly doesn't need the money, possibly because somebody like this guy...

...has some dirt on him, so this guy...

...does the unfunniest speech any comedian could ever do, all about the need for more Orwellian thought control, following which, this guy...

...totally cucks because apparently Facebook isn't earning him enough money either...

...or maybe because he's in the same boat as this guy...

Yes, it's just a humble theory of mine, but I sometimes get the feeling the whole world is being run by a collection of sex tapes kept in an underground vault somewhere in Switzerland.