I've lost count of just how much money mad Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has promised to spend in a desperate attempt to
Some of the highlights are:
£235 billion on transport and energy infrastructure (Britain already has a fine system of canals and eco-friendly pot-holed roads).
£58 billion to "compensate" for equalising the retirement ages of men and women to 66 (men still die a lot earlier).
£45 billion to introduce a four-day working week to the public sector (this is actually a three-day increase in their work load)
£15 billion for broadband expansion (BT’s boss Philip Jansen has argued the scheme would actually cost up to £100 billion.
£6 billion on free personal care for over-65s in England in 2020/21 and rising to £8 billion by 2030/31
£745 million each year on free prescriptions in England
So how is Corbyn going to pay for his half trillion pound spending promises? Simple -- with pixie gold, which he hopes to "source" from three-legged metal pots at the ends of rainbows, of which Britain has no shortage thanks to its changeable weather.
As we see in the above photo tweeted by Corbyn, he is already closing in on his first rainbow.
There is literally no end to all the wonderful things that Jeremy can do if he can just get enough rainbow pixie gold.
There is literally no end to all the wonderful things that Jeremy can do if he can just get enough rainbow pixie gold.
Remember anyone who doubts Jeremy's plans is probably a racist who hates the Little People and a homophobe because they don't believe in rainbows.
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