EMINEM'S TRAGIC "LOVE LETTER" TO ANN COULTER

Pity poor Eminem! The "Real Slim Shady" is just a jaded has-been, desperately seeking relevance in a world that he no longer understands, and which no longer has a use for him.

Now, in his latest attempt to garner unwarranted attention, the 47-year-old (c)rapper has done a (c)rap in which he fantasises about having kinky sex with 57-year-old Conservative commentator Ann Coulter. 

As reported by the Daily Wired:

In a new song called “No Favors” featuring Eminem, the Grammy winner raps about raping conservative author and firebrand Ann Coulter with a “Klan poster,” a “lamp post” and a “door handle,” among other objects. He also calls President Donald Trump a “b****.”

“And f*** Ann Coulter with a Klan poster. With a lamp post, door handle, shutter. A damn bolt cutter, a sandal, a can opener, a candle, rubber. Piano, a flannel, sucker, some hand soap, butter. A banjo and manhole cover,” raps Eminem, featured in the song by Big Sean.

Back in the 1990s or whenever it was Eminem seemed kinda cool, he was rapping against a smug establishment that used to shit on poor White people like him, while pissing off smug liberals with his misogynist "bad boy" attitude. 

The idea of a White man using rap to channel anti-establishment anger kind of resonated at the time, even if no one really cared exactly what the lyrics said or meant. 

Then White-fuelled populism happened -- first the T-Party and then Trump -- and angry Whiteys found better ways to show their dissatisfaction with the system than by buying (c)rap records by some White guy whose shit was already getting old. 

Eminem's career nosedived.

Instead of reinventing himself as a real musician or an actor or something, Eminen just continued to do the same old shit he's always done. But now he tries to sell it to the liberal lefties he pissed off earlier with his misogynistic rhetoric by crudely attacking people like Trump and Coulter, who are really just channeling White anger much better than he ever could.

Really, Eminem, shut the fuck up before someone busts a cap in your ass, n****!

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