CAR CRASH INTERVIEW: PRINCE TRIES TO DISTANCE HIMSELF FROM PEDO SMEARS BY CITING "PIZZA"

Prince Andrew, the second son of Queen Elizabeth II, is in desperate "damage control" mode recently. This follows revelations that he was "best buds" with notorious pedophile and pedo pimp Jeffrey Epstein, and allegations that he fucked at least one of Epstein's sex slaves Virginia Giuffre, who was then 17.

Prince Andrew is certainly somebody it would have been useful to implicate in underage sex and forced prostitution for purposes of blackmail, which is what Epstein's operation appears to have been. Evidence that Andrew had sex with girls younger than 17 has not yet emerged but is widely suspected because of his close ties to Epstein who was convicted of trafficking underage girls for prostitution.

This humble sex slave asked to have her photo taken with the virtuous prince for no reason whatsoever.  

In a soft-ball interview on the BBC, which has in the past supported pedophilia, the Prince tried to kill the story, claiming that he couldn't have had sex with Giuffre on one of the dates in 2001 when she alleges he did because....wait for it... he was out having a PIZZA with his daughter!

“On that particular day, that we now understand is the date which is the 10th of March, I was at home,” the Prince said. “I was with the children and I’d taken Beatrice to a Pizza Express in Woking for a party at I suppose, sort of, four or five in the afternoon. And then because the duchess [his wife] was away, we have a simple rule in the family that when one is away, the other one is there.”

When asked why he was so sure he remembered the exact date, he replied: 

“Because going to Pizza Express in Woking is an unusual thing for me to do, a very unusual thing for me to do. I’ve never been ... I’ve only been to Woking a couple of times and I remember it weirdly distinctly. As soon as somebody reminded me of it, I went: ‘Oh yes, I remember that’.”

Nice story, bro. Best check the CC TV of Woking's Pizza Express from 18 years ago! No doubt the people from the Palace have already looked into that, and "sadly" found out that all the tapes have been erased or "disappeared."

Woking Pizza Express, where Prince Andrew didn't fuck Epstein sex slaves.

But if Randy Andy was hoping to kill the story with this interview, he really messed up. 

No word is more synonymous with underage sex than pizza, thanks to the "Pizzagate "conspiracy theory that alleges that a network of pizza restaurants was used by high-ranking officials of the Democratic Party to traffic and engage in child sex. 

Basically a member of the Royal Family, already deeply implicated in Jeffrey Epstein's sick pedo circles, says he's innocent "because...Pizza." This sounds like the worst Freudian slip ever. 

By just mentioning that word Randy Andy has already unleashed all the hounds of conspiritard hell. Right now vast waves of weaponised autism are moving towards him like armies in the night. 

He will now never hear the end of this. I advise that he is put on suicide watch immediately, just like his special friend Jeffrey.

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