WHY IS "ALT-RIGHT LEADER" RICHARD SPENCER TAKING A BREAK FROM TWITTER?

Richard Spencer, world famous wife beater and leader of the small damp spot where the Alt-Right used to be, is throwing in the Twitter towel, announcing that he needed a "detox" from the social media platform.

Spencer's follower Megaflora said it best with this sympathetic response: 

This is obviously big news in the "Dickie-o-sphere" as Spencer does nothing these days except tweet and bitch about how people should give him their money on the occasional live stream.

The move comes after Spencer complained about being BTFOed on Twitter for his shitty opinions, which are a substandard mixture of Chapo Trap House Leftism and Preppie smarm. 

But other theories include:

• The start of the skiing season (yes, Spencer really loves going downhill)
• Having accidentally stuck a dildo up his arse and needing an operation to remove it
• His mom deciding to redecorate his basement in a lovely "snowflake" pattern
• His Liberal GF wanting to go to the mall and needing him to carry her shopping.

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