McINNES SUES SPLC BECAUSE THEY MISSED THE BIT ABOUT HIM STICKING DILDOS UP HIS BUTT

Apparently the SPLC thought McInnes was out burning crosses that night.

Lawfare is a double edged sword as the Southern Poverty Law Center is finding out. After being successfully sued by a Muslim activist for $3.4 million last year for labelling him an "extremist," the SPLC is now facing another legal challenge, this time from "Proudboy" and rectal insertion enthusiast Gavin McInnes.

McInnes is angry with the SPLC because they mistook him for a respectable nationalist who cares about his country and people, when in fact he is just a degenerate progressive libertarian asshat who just wants to clickbait. 

The SPLC made this mistake even though McInnes took great pains to signal this by kissing gay men on the mouth and repeatedly sticking a dildo up his anus live on air. 

InfoWars.com broke the story:

Gavin McInnes is suing the Southern Poverty Law Center after the group designated his former organization The Proud Boys as an extremist hate group and accused McInnes of advocating violence.

The SPLC officially designates McInnes former organization, The Proud Boys, as an extremist hate group and their website contains numerous articles about McInnes himself.

An article entitled Why are the Proud Boys so violent? Ask Gavin McInnes asserts, “Violence is at the core of their ideology and their primary tool for silencing their political foes” and blames McInnes for “blatantly promoting violence and making threats.”

The national demonization campaign against McInnes has come at personal cost to the former VICE co-founder. A Daily Beast article revels in the fact that he faces regular confrontations with and harassment from his neighbors.

During a September appearance on Infowars, McInnes complained that George Soros was “paying people to mess with my life, and spread these lies about me, spread fake news.”

McInnes was also completely deplatformed by Twitter back in August.

The mischaracterisation of McInnes as a respectable nationalist who cares about his country is believed to have cost McInnes millions of dollars in earnings, as he would have been able to rake in the money if the public had merely realised he was scum-sucking dildo fetishist. 

McInnes has released the following statement, which strangely fails to make mention of sphincter-probing paraphernalia:

I, Gavin McInnes, formerly of every job I’ve ever had, am announcing, as of today, a lawsuit against the SPLC. They have harassed me, my family, and my friends to a level of tortious interference that goes well into sabotage.

I am doing this, not just to protect my reputation and my family but to protect everyone else’s. The SPLC has gone from a noble institution genuinely dedicated to eradicating hate to a hate group in and of itself that pretends this country is frothing with bigots desperate to foment WW3. They purposely lie about their enemies in an attempt to “destroy” them (their words) and it’s become a very effective way to make money. Scaremongering brought them the $50m their founder originally set out to make. Since then, it’s garnered hundreds of millions including untold millions in the Cayman Islands. I don’t fault entrepreneurs but they are using this incredible wealth to wield power over the innocent and destroy careers and businesses in their insatiable need to generate more bigots because, in the world of SPLC fundraising, mo hate is mo money.

Ben Carson is an extremist to them. So is, Laura Ingraham, the Tea Party, Jeanine Pirro, a group of volunteer lawyers called Alliance Defending Freedom, the Center for Immigration Studies, Ayaan Hirsi Ali, and Maajid Nawaz. Maajid was a jihadist who toned it down and became a moderate Muslim. For that, he was deemed an anti-Muslim extremist. He sued the SPLC and won. I intend to win too.

I have had enough – no, WE have had enough of America being portrayed as a racist, Islamophobic, sexist, homophobic etc etc hellhole where “White nationalists” have, “become emboldened in the age of Trump.” It’s not true. The vast majority of us are good people and getting us fired and deplatformed because we dare to support the president isn’t just a corrupt and immoral way to make money. It’s not just immoral. It’s un-American.

I have been completely kicked off all platforms including Paypal yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda  yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda  yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda  yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda  yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda  yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda  yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda  yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda, you’d think you were living in Nazi Germany.

It’s not just Twitter or a couple of apps. They yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda  yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda  yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda. Why are we giving these random busybodies so much power?

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Please join me in the fight of my life. I want to help you take this country back. Yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda  yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda yadda.

Although McInnes's case is basically "please don't put me on your hate lists, because I'm one of you," we wish him well in his legal battle, and hope he bankrupts the SPLC even if he spends all the money on butt toys, as that is the least shitty outcome here.