MAINSTREAM MEDIA SENDS OUT WARG RIDERS TO SCOUR LAND IN SEARCH OF WHITE-ON-BLACK RACIAL INJUSTICE

It's a well known fact that the empire that is America cannot survive without a steady stream of lynching reports and news stories of racial attacks on minorities. 

Without that, White people might wake up from their zombie trance of perpetual guilt and start noticing stuff. So that simply can't be allowed to happen.

But, unfortunately, in the wake of the misreporting of the Covington High School boys case and the Jusse Smollett "fake noose" incident, there has been a dearth of such stories. So, now, as a last resort, the big news corporations, whose responsibility it is to keep the nation supplied with heart-rending tales of cruel, White-on-Black injustice, have been forced to turn to an army of flesh-eating Orcs mounted on giant wolves for help.

The mounted Orcs, known as Warg Riders, have been asked to range out over the land in search of genuine White-on-Black instances of violence and oppression, anything in fact that looks even 1% like the Emmet Till case from the 1960s,

The large, brutish creatures from Middle Earth will be asked to scour "the land between the oceans" (Maga country) and the "Rimworld" (Bernie Bro land) in a desperate attempt to find at least a single incident of Whites being nasty to Blacks. It is then hoped that this can be built up into "the one story to rule them all" and keep the guilt-imposed conditioning of Whites firmly in place. 

If they are unable to achieve this, the Orcs are under orders to buy Maga caps and spray cans to paint swastikas everywhere before returning to the fiery depths of Mount Doom.

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