The Mediterranean Sea was originally created by God to separate Europe from Africa, a function it successfully performed for thousands of years. Sadly, in recent times, it has started to seriously malfunction, allowing parts of Europe to get mixed up in Africa and much larger parts of Africa to get mixed up in Europe.
Now, however, the Mediterranean Sea appears to have started working again, after a large group of fake African refugees found it impossible to easily move across it to Europe, as millions of their compatriots had done before them.
The 629 Africans, mainly young men, who want to come to Europe for a variety of reasons -- shagging White women, becoming Nobel prize-winning scientists, replacing the indigenous population, etc., etc. -- had initially assumed that the Mediterranean Sea was some kind of giant luxury conveyor belt, operated by Libyan people smugglers and cuckish European NGOs.
They thought that it would smoothly transfer them from their poverty-stricken "shithole" countries -- as the US President refers to them -- right into the heart of comfortable European societies with high living standards and easy welfare.
Instead they found the Sea to be a barrier, preventing them from easily invading, colonising, and Africanizing European lands and possibly forcing them to return to their own.
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| "Why can't I Europe yet?" |
Instead of being welcomed with open arms as usual, the migrants found that the ship that was attempting to transfer them to Europe was refused entry by a new Italian government, which had been elected on a promise of repairing the broken Mediterranean Sea so that it could function again as a convenient barrier between distinct and incompatible cultures and racial groups.
Even when the new Left-wing Spanish government attempted to sabotage the Mediterranean Sea again by inviting all the migrants to their country instead, the Sea still continued to do its job. The NGOs on board the ship are now claiming that the sea is too wide to easily reach Spain from where it currently is and that they may be forced to take the Africans back to Africa, which they claim is a real tragedy.
