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BRAVE BLACK WOMAN RADICALLY REDEFINES CONCEPTS OF BEAUTY WITH A T-SHIRT (BUT STILL DOESN'T GET A BOYFRIEND)


A brave Black woman has radically transformed the way we all think about beauty simply by wearing a T-shirt with some words on it. 

The woman, who has geek glasses, medusa hair, and a large, round body weighing upwards of 250 pounds, decided to completely reframe how we see beauty after numerous men ran screaming from her gargantuan and sweaty presence. 

According to the mind-altering words on her garment, we have all been brainwashed into thinking that hot, White women are beautiful by...erm...brainwashing. Luckily we can be saved from such mental servitude just by gazing on this miraculous garment, and then lifting our eyes to her aesthetic countenance.

In addition to turning notions of beauty on their head, the T-shirt is also designed to hide sweat stains and prevent cake crumbs from collecting in the large African American woman's many flabby crevices, some of which may even be growing a new race of mushrooms that have never seen the Sun.  

Beautiful!

1 comment

Johnny McErection said...

I popped a boner just by looking at her!

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