GREATEST EMPIRE IN WORLD MIRED IN TRIVIAL CONTROVERSY OVER HUSH MONEY FOR THOT

The American Empire, which spends as much on military grandeur as the next eight nations combined, and which has military bases all round the World, is being paralysed by a trivial affair of money paid to an ex-porn star to keep her mouth shut about a supposed "romantic liaison" back in 2006.

The real problem here is that a lot of people seem to think that this is actually an important story in an age in which every form of degeneracy has been "normalised." While a lot of others are just pretending that it is. 

The end result of this is that the President of the United States, technically the most powerful man in the World, is using up all his time and energy dealing with this trivial shit rather than attending to his job, which, in case anyone forgot, is building a border wall and shutting down Chinese factories. 

Y'know, the stuff he was actually elected to do.

The BBC even had a piece titled "Why the Stormy Daniels-Donald Trump story matters," which basically means that it matters about as much as this bus stop:

Or this sign:

Or this pole:

But as long as enough idiots can be convinced that "it matters" then it can have an enormous negative impact on the Trump presidency, and could even undermine the entire American political system.

The Left and their globalist allies are trying to push several narratives:

(1) That the pay-off by Trump proves that there was a sexual relationship. Trump denies this and claims that the pay-off was just to deny the press further ammunition to make "fake news" attacks on him during the election.

(2) That Trump used unreported campaign funds to make the pay-off, which is technically illegal.

(3) That this minor technical illegality invalidates the votes of the 30 states and 63 million people who voted for him, and that Trump should be forced to resign

Needless to say, if the Left got its way, American democracy would be effectively broken, leading to an upsurge in internal conflict and the paralysis of the American state. 

In the meantime the Presidency and the country is being hamstrung by what is effectively a non-news story hyped up by a hostile Leftist and globalist media.