Harvey Weinstein the Hollywood "Dick Goblin" who was reputed to bring good luck to aspiring actresses brave enough to fellate his foul-smelling goblin stick, has been removed from the alcove in the Temple of Fame.
This move comes after several actresses complained that the lucky talisman of cheap fame and tawdry celebrity had ceased working several years ago.
Now, with the Dick Goblin removed, aspiring actresses will have to find other ways to become famous, like being extremely beautiful, talented, and funny, working hard, or just getting a feminist lesbo cut and accusing any man who ever looked at them of rape.
Although the latter option is sure to have a negative effect on the quality of Hollywood movies, it probably doesn't matter as there are now more movies on planet Earth than people to watch them.
