STATE OF HYSTERIA: UK CUCKSERVATIVE MINISTER FORCED TO RESIGN AFTER KNEE TOUCH

Conservatives are weak as shit after too many bad curries. This is why they should be hosed off the face of British politics as soon as possible. 

The latest proof of this comes with the pathetic sex scandal that just brought down the UK defence minister Sir Michael Fallon. 

So, how many children did he rape? 

How many nuns did he skull fuck?

How much coke did he snort off a hooker's ass?

Well, actually, none. 

The really horrifying thing here is that he resigned because he merely touched a woman's knee 15 years ago. Yes, touched it, and then stopped touching it when the woman said "not interested." 

He didn't even snort coke off it! 

As reported by the Leftist BBC:

Radio presenter Julia Hartley-Brewer had recounted the "mildly amusing" incident without naming Sir Michael. After his identity was revealed in the Sun, she tweeted saying she had not been 'remotely upset or distressed.' A spokesman for Sir Michael said he had apologised when it happened in 2002. Ms Hartley-Brewer, a former political editor of the Sunday Express and regular political commentator, has criticised 'wild rumours and claims' circulating at Westminster.

She said she did not consider herself a victim after the incident which happened over dinner at the Conservative Party conference. After the minister kept putting his hand on her knee, she said: 'I calmly and politely explained to him that, if he did it again, I would punch him in the face. 'He withdrew his hand and that was the end of the matter.

There, that's it. That's all it takes to finish a political career these days if you are a "cisgender white male." Three years as Defence Minister pissed away because some woman who didn't even give a fuck at the time had her knee touched 15 years ago. 

The knee of the creature on the left is considered sacred in Britain and must not be touched by the lowly White male on her Right. 1,400 underage girls raped in the small town of Rotherham by non-Whites is no biggie, however.

Can you imagine what it will be like 5 years from now. You'll be sent to jail for "hover hand." Also imagine the kind of freaks and weird monks that will be left, once all the normal heterosexual guys have been weeded out? This is the kind of mad hysteria that passes for politics in the UK these days, No wonder it is fast becoming a gruesome gynocracy of old hags and their soyboy hangers on. 

You may not like it, but this is what "peak performance British political male" looks like in 2017.

Eventually they'll make a connection between White guys with a high or average T-count and "unwanted sexual advances" (btw, all sexual advances are "unwanted" until they're not). Mandatory testosterone testing will be brought in -- only for White males of course, as testing non-Whites and Black women could fuck up the progressive stack. 

This will inevitably result in high-T males being rounded up and sent to camps for accelerated soy treatment.

If they are Alt-Right they will take to the hills and set up resistance camps. If they are get-along Conservative cucks like Sir Michael Fallon, they will meekly surrender themselves to their opponents to await their sad fate. Rather like the lion in Narnia, but without any hope of resurrection.

The present poor state of British masculinity is shown by this children's drawing of Narnia