THE VIRGIN MASS MURDERER vs. THE CHAD BYSTANDER
Just look at these two pictures. What a contrast!
The guy on the left is 26-year-old Devin Kelley, the Leftist scumbag atheist, suspected antifa, and possible paedophile, who gunned down a church full of defenceless people.
Just look at that gruesome, pallid, slimelike, "soyboy" face. This guy may have been married but I'm sure that in the most essential sense of the word he was a virgin -- esoteric virginity, if you like.
Now look at the guy on the right.
He is local resident, Johnnie Langendorff, a bystander, who, with one other guy, gave chase and drove Kelley to his death.
Okay, his teeth may need a little work, but look at that healthy, outdoors complexion, generally virile demeanour, and rooting-tooting-shooting cowboy hat. This guy is a real chad, God bless him!
The Virgin Mass Murderer vs. the Chad By-Stander! What further proof do you need of meme magic?
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| Langendorff dealing with a grateful female admirer shortly after his impressive chadding. |
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There's a typo in your article. You meant to say left, but you said right. Please correct.
"The guy on the RIGHT is 26-year-old Devin Kelley, the Leftist scumbag atheist, suspected antifa, and possible paedophile, who gunned down a church full of defenceless people."
Much appreciated!
Unhealthy, life-hating vs. healthy, life-loving, God-fearing, parent, husband :)
I dunno that it matters whether a person is a "virgin". Does he have a loving wife and kids or otherwise serve a community? That's how I'd judge. A "chad" who's saving up for a family or courting: That's healthy.
Clearly being a leftist makes one unhealthy. They're always so full of hatred. Utopia for them is when all that they hate is destroyed. The bleeding heart Left doesn't know the first thing about love.
His teeth don't need just "some" work; they need a lot of work. Let's all chip in to get the Texas hero a new set of choppers.
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