SWEDEN TAKES ANOTHER STEP TOWARDS CLASSIFYING BAD SEX, ANY SEX, & NON-SEX AS RAPE

Sweden continues to lead the World towards a radical redefinition of sex, by which anything less than perfect sexual performance by males -- with after service -- will be classed as "rape," with new laws designed to put even more power in the hands of females. 

According to the new bill, which went before Sweden’s legislature, on Tuesday (20th March), all sex will have to involve explicit consent, given either verbally or through clear actions. The proof of this will also be entirely dependent upon the word of the female participant. So, if you get lucky, you better pray she doesn't change her attitude to you the next morning.

Sweden's justice minister Morgan Johannson explained the change in the law:

"[It is] willingness which decides if it’s an act of abuse or not. That’s different from current legislation, where it has to be shown that there was violence, a threat, force or that the plaintiff was in a particularly vulnerable situation."

Indeed, the new laws will even get rid of the need for rape prosecutions to prove intent in rape cases.

Wait, stop, go back a bit and read that again: "The new laws will also get rid of the need for rape prosecutions to prove INTENT in rape cases." 

What does that even mean? Essentially, this is code that even ugly females will be able to claim they have been raped, which means that even where sex hasn't occurred, women will still be able to claim they have been raped, even if your first thought on seeing them is "never in a million years!"

In fact, if you just piss off some woman, say, by jumping the queue in the bakery, she will essentially be able to ruin your life by claiming that you raped her, even if she is a 200 lb, fish-eyed land whale, who smells of rancid herrings. 

Or at least that's what I think it means. 

I mean this is Sweden we're talking about, so I'm probably being extremely conservative in my interpretation of what these new laws mean. 

In Sweden her word weighs a LOT more than your word.

But what is the real story here? Russia Today provides some clues:

The government explained the bill is a response to an increasing number sexual offenses and the fact that “too few” of those offenses are being reported. “Reversing this negative trend requires both new legislation and changes in attitudes,” it said.

The bill also seeks to increase the maximum penalty for rape and rape of a child, and increase protection for sexual offenses against children in order to “avoid the problem of excessive emphasis being placed on the child's physical development.”

It will also provide support for victims at an earlier stage in the process. The government will commission an information campaign aimed at 13-25-year-olds, with SEK 5 million (€496,550) in funding already allocated.

Going by what we know about those "quaint" English towns Rotherham and Telford, I think we can safely say this is just Sweden's convoluted way of dealing with its migrant crisis. But the fall-out of this is that all Swedish men will also have to brush up on their erotic skills or face serious jail time.