IS IT TIME FOR DISNEY TO HAVE A LEAD CHARACTER WHO OPENLY MASTURBATES?

Millions of kids across the globe have people who masturbate in their lives: mums and dads, sisters and brothers, friends and acquaintances.

So it seems like a natural step to have a character who masturbates as part of their favourite movie.

The issue has been a topic of heated discussion recently, after the co-director of "Frozen," Jennifer Lee, floated the idea in an interview.

The woman who voices Queen Elsa, Idina Menzel, also said she’s excited about the possibility of having a 'dildo riding' lead character in the sequel to the animated classic that earned hundreds of millions at the box office.

Lee said the writing team was having "tons of conversations about it," often while taking notes with "fishy fingers."

Although Lee said she will "see where we go" and was careful not to commit, many people have taken her comments as an encouraging sign.

Having a lead character who regularly pleasures herself, if written with sensitivity, would be a smart and gentle way to introduce lonely wankers to young children.

Although many children have people who regularly 'choke the chicken' in their lives (mainly childless aunts and uncles), most do not. Making Elsa a proud clit rubber would help destigmatise lonely onanism and send a strong message that people who jerk off really matter, even if they don't.

Disney has been slammed for being anti-wank by the sticky-fingered fraternity, with monkey-spanking and fur-fanning characters being few and far between.

The most recent snapshot of Disney's wanking characters in 2015 showed it had no characters at all in any of its films. 

It’s no wonder the #LetElsaDoAMegRyan social media movement is gaining traction -- even if that is partly because of a shortage of lube.

Frozen’s main message of acceptance and hope followed by mild, anticlimatic despair is a perfect fit for a lead character who regularly plays the silent piano.

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