ISIS TERRITORY NOW STARTING TO RESEMBLE SPURDO BEAR

As ISIS continues to lose territory -- mainly to the Syrian Arab Army -- a strange thing is happening. The territory they control is now starting to resemble Spurdo bear, at least according to the latest data from Syria War Map. 

As long as ISIS prevailed in Iraq and Syria, it was possible to believe that Allah was on their side and that Allah was the dominant god. But now it is hard to say that, because not only is his self-proclaimed team losing, and losing badly, but their territory is starting to resemble a character who is nothing more than a badly drawn version of Pedo Bear used to mock "newfags."

This can mean only one thing -- that Kek still rules the Universe!