DOGE COIN SOARS, NOW EQUALS AN INCREDIBLE ONE "DOGE DOLLAR"

Doge coin is now soaring. 

Thanks to money machines around the World going "brrrrrh," Elon Musk tweets, and the hassle of carrying around enormous amounts of gold and silver in one's pockets, Doge coin, the new crypto currency, which is based on the most durable meme on the internet, has now soared to an astonishing one Doge coin or "Doge dollar" per Doge coin. 

Each Doge coin is also approximately moon-shaped. 

Financial experts on 8chan now expect Doge coin to go even higher by paradoxically collapsing in value to 0.1% of a Doge Coin, as this would also mean that each Doge Coin is also worth an incredible 1000 Doge coins, viewed the other way. 

Sell the farm and plant it all in Doge, before this latest Ponzi scheme collapses. Last in, first out, and vice versa.