AOC STARTS AN "ONLY TRUMP FANS" PAGE (SPECIAL SERVICES AT THE PRICE OF DEMOCRACY)

Hottie Left-wing Com-THOT Alexandra Ocasio Cortez has started an "Only Fans" page exclusively for Trump supporters. The low IQ ex-waitress who is now a prominent Democrat Congressperson is promising her clientele "special services" merely for the price of democracy.

Although details are still somewhat sketchy, a list of possible clients would probably include anyone who worked for or supported the Trump administration in any significant way (estimated number 70 million people).

Once on AOC's list, the Only Trump Fans would be expected to hand over their credit card details and any hope for democracy, and in return would be treated to a range of "hardcore" BDSM sexual services.

These would include being made to wear "unwashed" face masks made from AOC's used panties, crawl round a FEMA camp on all fours barking like a dog in return for chicken nuggets, kissing AOC's boots while she whips them for being poor tippers, and tugging themselves off before a naked hologram of Joe Biden sniffing smuggled international children.