NOT EVEN ONE PERSON GETS LAID ON THE BACK OF LONDON'S ANTI-TRUMP DEMONSTRATION

London reaching levels of soy that should not even be possible.

In a turn up for the books -- even for a Left-wing demonstration -- it has been revealed that absolutely nobody managed to get laid on the back of the anti-Trump demo recently held in London. 

In fact no one even got tongues.

Not only was the turn-out for the demonstration -- aimed at visiting US President Donald J. Trump -- extremely disappointing, with estimates putting it in the low tens of thousands (if you count confused tourists), but so was its sexual aftermath for the demonstrators. 

Trump hater demonstrating 
about a personal non-issue.

Indeed it was worse than disappointing, it was deeply frustrating, as the thousands of Lefist beta males who turned up in the hope of getting a sympathy fuck from a female "fellow traveller" went home empty handed, where those empty hands were then employed in having a sad, lonely, socialist wank. 

In fact, the forlorn hope of finally getting laid is the main reason why Leftists turn up for these events at all.

The fat, ugly Left-wing chicks with their disgusting purple hair think that they will meet a "woke alpha," somebody like US heart-throb George Clooney, whom they will then grant access to their moribund genitals. While the Left-wing beta males with their lank hair, glasses, and flimsy placards think they will "impress" a hot revolutionary hippie chick, keen to "redistribute the cummies" in their lacklustre direction. 

Sadly it rarely happens. But usually, at least, a couple of gays get off with  each other or one or two unwashed students on cheap lager make out a bit before puking on each other. 

But this time, according to the Metropolitan Police Nookie Unit, which closely monitors these events for "revolutionary sexual potential," not even a single Leftie got his rocks off this time, making this the most pathetic demo ever.

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