GOP DISTURBINGLY THINKING OF APPOINTING MAN WHO HAS MADE ONLY ONE PASS AT WOMEN IN 36 YEARS TO SUPREME COURT

Soy in the Soy-preme Court?

In a shocking drop in masculine virtue and virility in America, Republican Senators are now seriously considering confirming Brett Kavanaugh, a pudgy-faced, beta-fuck soyboy, as the next Associate Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court. 

Since President Trump nominated the 53-year-old Federal Judge to the Supreme Court, Kavanaugh's life has come under intense scrutiny, both from press and politicians. Under these conditions, the life story of any red-blooded male would reveal a whole catalogue of daring seductions and tempestuous rejections. But, so far, the research reveals that Judge Kavanaugh has been living the life of a complete beta cuck, terrified to make a pass at women or use his wealth and power to get alpha shags. 

In fact, detailed analysis of the judge's life has revealed that he may only made a single pass at a woman in his whole life and that was 36 years ago when he was drunk, seventeen, and was double teaming -- and even there, like a complete loser, he was blown the fuck off. 

According to the story, which only has one witness, Kavanaugh's double-team partner, the future Judge met Christine Blasey Ford, now a Hillary-supporting academic at Palo Alto University, at a house party in Maryland. 

When the three of them were in a bedroom together Kavanaugh reportedly pinned her to a bed, groped her a bit, rubbed against her -- all beta moves -- and tried to pull off her clothes. He also supposedly covered her mouth with his hand when she tried to scream.

Regardless of how this sounds to hysterical feminists and people who never have actual sex, this kind of "horseplay" is quite common in situations where men initiate sexual activity with women. What happens next is that the women either shows their unwillingness to reciprocate and the parties involved part amicably, if somewhat flustered, or else they indulge in the gratuitous exchange of bodily fluids and possible STDs.  

Sadly in this case Kavanaugh was told to get lost, but even worse than this there is plenty of evidence that he did not even try in the first place, and that the story is merely a mirage in the overheated, menopausal #MeToo-infected, Hillary-supporting mind of Ford. 

The other man, whom Ford claims was in the room, has zero recollection of the incident and thinks it was all made up, which means it probably was. 

The fact that Kavanaugh is apparently married and claims to have children, does not exactly argue in his favour, as it is quite possible his wife married him for his money rather than the fact that he looks like a giant hairless squirrel with no nuts.

Kavanaugh (left) and nutless squirrel (right)

And as for the kids, who knows the full story there, amirite?Also, it is highly disturbing that as a Catholic he is the follower of a religion noted for its lack of interest in conventional male-on-female sexuality and for diddling little boys.

The truth is that any red-blooded, heterosexual man worth his salt would, by the time he was 53, have left behind an impressive trail of seductions and attempted seductions, involving partying, making passes at women, misreading the often unclear signals that women give out, and the occasionally act of pussy grabbing. 

What distinguishes the gentleman from the rapist, of course, is that the former is astute enough to take a genuine "No" for an answer once it has been clearly given, but to keep trying until it has.

While obviously not a rapist, Kavanaugh does not even seem to be much of a man either. If one highly disputed drunken pass at a woman when he was 17 is all they can dig up in his defense, it seems that Kavanaugh is lacking in the manly virility and masculine fibre necessary for a Supreme Court Judge called upon to make vital decisions for his nation's future.

How can a man afraid to make passes at women be trusted to pass judgement on the laws of the land?

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