FEMALE BISHOP REVERSES CENTURIES OF FALLING INTEREST IN CHRISTIANITY BY TWEAKING THE PRONOUNS

Obviously blessed by God

For centuries people have been losing interest in Christianity. In some countries, like England, the official church has only managed to stay in existence because it is the country's largest landowner and can collect its rents tax free to keep its army of doddering priests and eccentric bishops going.

But now, after centuries of decline, a female bishop has come up with the solution to the eternal slide into atheism and moral degeneracy of Christendom by suggesting people stop referring to God by the using the male pronoun "he" -- which is essentially a racist, sexist, bigoted term that means that anybody who uses it is literally Hitler.   

As reported by the now Brexit-hating Daily Mail: 

The Bishop of Gloucester, the Rt Rev Rachel Treweek, the Church's first female diocesan bishop, told The Telegraph: 'I don't want young girls or young boys to hear us constantly refer to God as he,' adding that it was important to be 'mindful of our language'.

It is not the first time Rt Rev Rachel Treweek has made these claims having said: 'God is not to be seen as male. God is god,' in the past.

In 2015 Rev Treweek refused the title of 'right reverend father'. She has now claimed that non-Christians could feel a sense of alienation from the church if the image of God is painted as solely male, and public announcements are made in only male language to describe God.

She told The Telegraph: 'For me particularly in a bigger context, in all things, whether it's that you go to a website and you see pictures of all-white people, or whether you go to a website and see the use of 'he' when we could use 'god', all of those things are giving subconscious messages to people.

'I am very hot about saying can we always look at what we are communicating.'

She added that when she leads prayers and preaching sessions she avoids the problem of the male language by also using female imagery.

She said she doesn't avoid male language all together but tries to avoid the need to say 'his' or 'him' too often.

OK, we get it.

The decline of the Church has absolutely nothing to do with centuries of priests diddling little kids while fattening their bloated arses on jobs where they only have to work one day a week, the inane, guilt-tripping shit they have been pumping out from the pulpits for decades about loving everyone "because Jesus" or giving all your hard-earned money to any bum you see on the street, or the total cucking of the Church on immigration issues. 

No, bigots, it's all because you have been misgendering God who in reality is a giant, transgendered, "otherkin." purple-haired lesbian, sitting on a massive dildo-shaped rainbow-coloured cloud, squirting her infinite blessings upon the World. 

At least according to the Bishop of Gloucester.

God, as defined by the Church of England

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