VIRTUAL "WHITE PERSON" WINS AUSTRALIAN OPEN

Osaka and how she is correctly portrayed by a Japanese noodle company.

In a thrilling tennis match between an actual White person and a "virtual White person," the virtual White person has won and become the new Australian Open champion. 

Naomi Osaka of Japan beat Petra Kvitova of the Czech Republic 7-6 5-7 6-4.

While Kvitova is a normal White person with two White parents, Naomi Osaka is a "virtual White" according to the racial classification system of J. Philippe Rushton and Richard Lynn. Osaka has a Black father and a Japanese mother.

Based on the r/K theory of reproductive behaviour and other characteristics, this places the three main races on a spectrum, with Blacks on one side, East Asians on the other side, and Whites in the middle. 

This means that even though she has no White parents, Osaka is a "virtual White" because one of her parents is East Asian and the other is Black, placing her squarely in the middle in the "White zone" of the spectrum. 

This makes sense because, except for a few exceptions, pure Blacks and pure East Asians do very poorly at tennis, which is dominated by Whites. 

This is because Whites tend to be more athletic than East Asians and more mathematically or spatially aware than Blacks. 

Osaka, by combining the positives of Black and East Asian characteristics, is able to mimic White characteristics in tennis and thus become a champion.  

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