GRETA SUFFERING FROM CLIMATE CHANGE...IN HER VAGINA
For example did you know that the pH measurement (how acidic or alkaline something is) can have a massive effect on the vaginal climate? The pH scale runs from 0 to 14, with less than 7 considered acidic, while higher is alkaline.
If all is well down below, the vaginal pH level should be between 3.8 and 4.5, i.e. moderately acidic. This creates a barrier to unhealthy bacteria and yeast from multiplying too quickly and causing infection. But Greta -- thanks to her poor vegetarian diet, travelling around the world in damp wind-powered boats, and wearing her socks at night -- is thought to have an extremely high pH number, which means she is essentially a travelling fungus farm.
This high vaginal pH level means that she is also at risk of serious bacterial infections like the dreaded bacterial vaginosis (BV) a bacterial overgrowth condition that causes a “fishy” odour, along with an unusual gray, white, or yellow vaginal discharge. It can also result in vaginal burning during urination.
So, before saving the planet, Greta has her work cut out to save her lady's front garden from the effects of too much acid or alkaline. And unlike the wider environment, which can easily be fixed by everybody living in pods, eating bugs, and not going on holiday ever, there are no quick fixes with vaginal climate change.
Unfortunately bearded muffins of the kind that is thought to be between Greta's legs are not self-cleaning like certain brands of kitchen oven or other household utensils.
But beware, taking a douche. Although a popular resort in Greta's home country of Sweden, these can radically increase the pH level in the mossy cleft, completely disrupting its delicate micro climate and even leading to "vaginal warming."
Yes, the wrinkled love tunnel is a vastly more complicated piece of machinery than a bit of air and clouds hovering round a rock orbiting the Sun. So, let's face it, Greta will have to work like a Turk to keep her cunt in tip-top condition.
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I don't mind vulgarity if It's actually funny, but Christ, this is brutally pathetic.
Ragnorak, you're just pissed because I took down your Jew hating comment. Don't be so bitter, man. This is fucking hilarious.
Dude, I didn't even notice you removed my comment. But whatever you need to tell yourself.
I don't really get what you're trying to do here on this blog, seems a bit all over the place.
I'm glad that, in theory, you still have the right to piss off if you don't like what you read here. It isn't hard to do, dude. There a whole internet out there for you to explore. I mean if you don't like what you find here there's no need for you to hang around, is there? That just makes you look kind or weird. Plus you might get bitchslapped again.
Ok, now that was funny. See, I do have a sense of humour. I mentioned neither like nor dislike of content, just bemused incomprehension of your angle.
And I come here cos it's on the list.
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