8 Dec 2017

SHOCKING LINK BETWEEN FEMINISM, AUTISM, AND BITCOIN REVEALED

A new study from Sweden has revealed something we have long suspected on the Alt-Right, namely the link between feminism and autism.

Autism is a spectrum of mental characteristics that range from social awkwardness and obsessive interests to a complete inability to socially interact, impaired verbal and non-verbal communication, and restricted and repetitive behavior. In its milder forms it may even have positive aspects, being correlated with high but narrow intelligence.

As Tweeted by Simon Baron-Cohen, professor of developmental psychopathology at the University of Cambridge  (and cousin of Borat actor Sacha Baron-Cohen), the report reveals that Autism is found to be an outcome of the late marriages:

The study makes it clear that both the age of mothers and fathers is a factor in increased autism. Late marriages have increased in the West since the advent of feminism, as women have been encouraged by our corporate-dominated culture to devote their most fertile years to meaningless wage-cuck jobs in order to push down the wages of men. 

In a typical example of "modern mores" the UK's Prince Harry recently married a 36 year old women with "burnt out ovaries", greatly increasing the chance of autism in the Royal Family.

The link between feminism and autism is complex, as feminism makes women set more unrealistic standards for their prospective husbands, meaning that mildly autistic and therefore socially awkward men will take longer to find partners, leading to an increased possibility of autism in their offspring. Conversely more socially accomplished non-autistic men may also put off getting married and having kids as they "play the field" and "sow their oats," leading them also to marry and breed late.

Autism is also thought to be one of the driving forces between the Alt-Right, as those suffering from milder forms of it can be relentlessly factual, logical, and obsessive in an emotionally insensitive way that cuts through conformity of the social "hive mind," while more extreme forms of autism are thought to be powering the disturbing rise of the crypto-currency Bitcoin.

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