PRINCE HARRY'S BRIDE WEARS "POOP HAT" TO XMAS DAY SERVICE

It didn't take long for Prince Harry's new bride-to-be Meghan Markle to bring shame and utter disgrace on the Royal Family, as many in the Dissident Right said she would. 

Stepping out for the annual Xmas-day service held every year at St Mary Magdalene Church on the Queen’s Sandringham estate, the divorced, 36-year-old, mulatto ex-actress had a major fashion failure when she wore a hat that looked like a bit of poop, allowing critics to mock her by comparing her hat to the poop emoji.

British Jewish comedian David Baddiel was among the first to see the scatological connection, cleverly couching the comparison in the innocence of one of his supposed children, as he tweeted the following:

This then allowed his followers to post actual images of Markle with a big cartoon turd on her head, which then went viral, revealing what a "shit choice" Prince Harry had made with regard to his future wife. Especially as the eligible prince had his pick of literally millions of younger, purer, more beautiful, and more noble women to marry.

It is not yet clear how much more of this kind of humiliation the institution of the British monarchy can endure before the British people simply decide to just knock the whole thing on the head and make the UK a Republic.