BRITISH COMEDY REACHES NEW HEIGHTS AFTER SARGON "INVESTIGATED" FOR ANTI-RAPE JOKE

Jess Philips is perfectly safe while Sargon of Akkad jokingly DOESN'T murder Count Dankula

British comedy is justly famous around the World (although most of the good stuff was made before political correctness started to strangle the life out of it). But now Brit comedy has reached new heights of ludicrousness after West Midlands Police announced that they are now investigating YouTuber Sargon of Akkad over a "rape joke."

The "rape joke," BTW, is a traditional British means of emphasising how ugly or spiritually unattractive a woman is, as in "You're so ugly, I wouldn't even rape you." 

In fact, the correct name for this joke should be the "anti-rape joke" as it's all about NOT raping.

Sargon (real name Carl Benjamin) previously used the joke with reference to Labour MP Jess Philips in 2015 after she laughed at higher male suicide rates during a debate in Parliament. 

More recently the fake news media have dug up Sargon's old tweet and are attempting to use it to smear him in an attempt to stop normie voters voting for him in the European elections later this month. Sargon is standing for UKIP.

In the latest twist, Sargon, who is trying not to cuck to the smears, refused to apologise for the comment and cleverly restated it:

"I've been in a lot of trouble for my hardline stance of not even raping [Jess Philips]. I suppose with enough pressure I might cave. But let's be honest, nobody's got that much beer."

Yes, that too is an ANTI-rape joke, with Sargon saying there is not enough beer in the universe to get him drunk enough to rape Philips.

The comment also came in a spoof video, in which he announced some comedy policies, including invading Spain and restoring the British Empire. Yet, despite this and the fact that it is a joke about NOT raping, Sargon stands a pretty good chance of being arrested for it in PC-mad Britain.

A West Midlands Police spokesman said: 

"Police have received a report of malicious communications relating to MP Jess Phillips. Officers have spoken to Ms Phillips and the comments are being investigated to establish if an offence has taken place."

Phillips told the BBC that she "cried in the street" when she found out about the comments. LOL. Comedy gold!

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