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It was recently revealed that Richard Spencer, the perpetually failing leader of the Alt-Right, who is widely suspected to be a secret gay, had been involved in a "beard marriage" -- i.e. a fake one undertaken to hide his dodgy double life -- after the woman playing the part of his wife, Nina the Russian, filed for divorce.
The next twist in the Spencer saga -- which looks every inch like a badly-written soap opera -- is that Spencer has found a "replacement" for Nina, a woman by the name of Megan Bobonick, who...wait for it...just happens to be a f**king liberal!!!!!!
While Spencer likes sieg hailing, talking about the ethnostate, and admiring the nude Aryan sculptures of Arno Becker, Megan loves egalitarianism and posing in front of gay pride flags with her new boyfriend.
Luckily they both like Depeche Mode.
But this poorly-written soap opera doesn't stop there. Now it has literally jumped the shark, with the two women in Spencer's fucked-up double life going to war with each other, like the two Siamese fighting fish in Spencer's least favourite Bond movie "From Russia with Love."
Bobonik has just posted a statement on Medium entitled "The Other Half" in which she accuses Nina of trying to "reinstate control" over Spencer and being behind various threats and libels against her:
Over the last year, I have been engaged in a romantic relationship with Richard Spencer. He is my friend, my companion, my boyfriend, and my opposite in many ways. As we have grown to know each other, I have been at the mercy of Nina Kouprianova and her various attempts to reinstate control over Richard and their marriage after their separation. I have faced threats, harassment, and the creation of libelous websites. She has contacted my friends, employers, and even my hair salon in order to gain sympathy while making me feel cornered. These do not sound like the actions of a woman seeking to exit an abusive relationship.
I understand that through this process I was often faced with the decision to cease seeing Richard in an effort to regain what I once had in my usual life: job security, certainty of my safety, and better search results online.
Yup, "better search results online"! That's modern love for you.
She's also trying to shoot down Nina's narrative that Spencer is a violent, wife-beating Neo-Nazi thug so that she can get her hands on Spencer's cotton plantation, and here's me thinking daytime TV dramas were dead!
Like any couple does, we do have arguments, some of which are quite heated, but none of these exchanges have ever made me feel unsafe. Though we are two individuals filled with passion, and though our jagged edges sometimes create friction, our altercations are brief and have never remotely pointed in the direction of physical violence.
Read the full statement here.
Honestly, I no longer have any idea what's "really" going on in Spencer's life, or care. Like his metapolitical career, it's just one car crash after another. I just wish that whoever's writing this tawdry script would at least inject a little bit of realism into it to keep this LOLcow alive a little longer.
