IS WANKING MIGRANT THE ANSWER TO FEMALE SOCIAL MEDIA "ATTENTION DEFICIT"?
It's a well-known fact that Western Women like attention but don't like sex. Social media has therefore been a godsend for them, allowing even the fives and sixes to get plenty of beta male orbiter attention.
But social media has its limitations, as women can only be online for a part of the day. The problem, therefore, is how can they get constant male attention when not on the internet without it turning into rape.
Ireland seems to have found the answer with a new scheme that employs Third World migrants to masturbate at bus stops, while keeping a respectful distance, as this video shows.
As you can see, the migrant is hard at work sending out "waves of male attention" to the two Irish ladies -- who appear to be in the range 4 to 6 out of 10 -- without sexually harming them in any way or disturbing their conversation.
This method of bridging strategic gaps in the male-to-female attention network is thought to be particularly effective in areas with poor wifi or smartphone reception, like rural Ireland.
If the project is successful, the Irish government plans to provide every Irish village and selected hedgerows with at least one wanking migrant.
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Full video.— Muintir na hÉireann (@MuintirNa) November 7, 2018
Who is he?
Why is here?
Could be one of our 30000 illegals.#NewToTheParish#Diversity#wanker pic.twitter.com/SJXoTQ1ZUe
As you can see, the migrant is hard at work sending out "waves of male attention" to the two Irish ladies -- who appear to be in the range 4 to 6 out of 10 -- without sexually harming them in any way or disturbing their conversation.
This method of bridging strategic gaps in the male-to-female attention network is thought to be particularly effective in areas with poor wifi or smartphone reception, like rural Ireland.
If the project is successful, the Irish government plans to provide every Irish village and selected hedgerows with at least one wanking migrant.
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